Onion Story of the Day: “Final Minutes Of Last Harry Potter Movie To Be Split Into Seven Separate Films.”
That last Harry Potter book was pretty long, but this is ridiculous. Still, you know Warner Bros. would do it if they could. The Harry Potter cast isn’t getting younger, and the studio already has the footage.
The sad part is that people would actually line up to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2: Parts 2 through 8.
[theonion]
