Skyrim Valentines of the Day: Illustrator Jemma Salume — aka oxboxer — drew up a couple of Skyrim-themed valentines, and wrote “these are dumb why did I make them.”
Don’t be so hard on yourself, Jemma. At least you didn’t use such romantic Skyrim slogans as “You stole my Daedric heart. I hope you enjoy these hired thugs I sent after you,” an eye-rolly “I am sworn to carry your burdens,” or the classic pick-up line “I work for Belethor, at the general goods store!”
Besides, everyone knows Valentine’s Day is just a money-making plot by the greeting-scroll industry.
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